Hilarious Glamour Shot Portraits

Somebody got a new Bedazzler for Christmas!

We don't think this scout should be trusted with a knife.

And this year's recipient of the Father of the Year award goes to....

Gold lamé = gold LAME!

Ooh, please don't hurt us with your giant fan!

This can't be real -- it's just too much! Even so, it's hilarious.

Love is a crossbow and a freshly-gelled mullet.

Ah, the fake red rose! A Glamour Shots staple.

The feather boa is concealing his "jazz hands."

This is animal abuse. Somebody call PETA!